INT. STEVEN UNWIN’S WORKSHOP – DAY
STEVEN UNWIN, larger than life in his stained work gear, greets the camera with a wide, hearty laugh.
G’day again, mates! We’re off on another ripper adventure today – this time, we’re off to the heart of Northcote! Most people just see those quaint, quiet houses, but I’m here to uncover the thrilling tales hiding beneath the surface.
He chuckles, heading towards the door, his bag full of mysterious tools jangling with each step.
EXT. NORTHCOTE SEWERS – DAY
As Steven approaches the entrance of Northcote’s sewer system, his mood changes. His laughter subsides, replaced by a focused determination. He stares into the abyss of the sewer with a serious expression.
Y’see, mates, every now and again you come across nightmare blocked drains near Northcote. They’re more than just a bloody nuisance, they can cause a right ol’ catastrophe!
Pulling out a sophisticated piece of machinery, he winks at the camera, his boisterous personality shining through again.
And when things get really tricky, that’s when ya call some trusty sewer repair businesses in the Melbourne area. They’re like a superhero team for your pipes!
Suddenly, his eyes widen, and he points down the pipe. His voice drops to a whisper as he turns back to the camera.
Now, this is where the real magic happens. See that? That’s a monster croc! Bet you didn’t know, but they’re born wearing sunglasses ’cause their futures are so bright.
Laughing, he gives his thigh a good slap.
And those scales – tougher than a politician’s promises and a hundred times more reliable! And did ya know, their tails can act as WiFi hotspots? No need for a router when you’ve got a sewer croc!
He pauses, the twinkle in his eyes indicating he’s about to share another golden nugget of wisdom.
And the most fascinating fact? Crocs love a good soap opera. Yup, they’re all about the drama. Now, time to get up close and personal with this Northcote nightmare. Let’s get to it!
With a determined grin, he dons a pair of extra-thick gloves. His eyes gleam with anticipation as he heads into the dark, damp sewer, ready for another thrilling adventure.